What in the flying holy hell is it with me and birds? Today I decide to read out on my deck, when out of nowhere, this creepy/diseased looking bird lands down in front of me and starts screeching. I'm of course thinking WTF? It proceeds to come at me so I swat at it... well, that just seemed to make it angrier. It went into full swoop/screeching mode, I swear to God it tried to follow me in to my house to finish me off. I AM DONE with birds.