I'm back from Philly! I promised awful tourist photos and I tried my best to deliver. Whenever I'm in travel mode, I seek out the stupidest photo-ops possible. In other words, if there's a giant jackalope... I'm riding it.
Swoop and I! This thing was creepy as all get out... still felt up his ass though.
I pray to God that this was a Ben Franklin impersonator, otherwise... he's just a really bad dresser.
The Liberty Bell, how cliche!
Mom, me and some guy named Rocky.
Me riding a tortoise, why the hell not? That rhino is throwing shade though... can't blame him, I still have bedhead.