My name is Nathan... and I have a problem. I am a trashy movie-aholic.
I love movies, big-budget, indie, foreign, classic, arthouse, Lifetime, garbage, whatever... but I think I hit rock-bottom tonight. My pixie-friend Kristy asked me to go see The Roommate and I just couldn't say no. I spent eight of my hard-earned dollars to sit in a theater full of tweens, all to watch a movie that featured a cast member from every single fucking show on The CW (I am not lying, I recognized cast members from at least five CW shows). And the movie? Holy crap was it terrible, which of course I knew before going in! I will give the film this much, there were quite a few unintentionally hilarious moments. And Leighton Meester tried, she really did. But it was still just a crappy teen version of Single White Female.
Speaking of Single White Female, I just bought it on DVD with a giftcard I got for my b'day... see, I can't help myself! I won't even mention the other films I bought with my giftcard, but I will say that most of them were inspired by the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought..." scroll at the bottom of the Amazon SWF page. I'll let you guess which ones....
HELP ME PLEASE!