"It must be Thanksgiving... because the turkey just walked in!" Sorry, random In Living Color quote. Feel free to use it on family and friends all day Thursday. And make sure to roll your neck all sassy-like when you say it.
Speaking of Turkey day, I will be spending it all alone this year. Apparently this is a Chernobyl-sized tragedy, because everytime I tell someone they make a sad face (with a head tilt no less!) I've been invited to so many places I've lost count. I honesty don't give a crap. Then I start feeling crappy because maybe I should give a crap? What a non-productive cycle of BS. I will gladly sit home by myself and watch trashy movies... I'm picturing something starring Sharon Stone.