The other day I was getting ready for work and I did a double-take in the mirror. I thought to myself (actually I said this out loud), "Jesus fucking Christ! You look like Bridget Fonda in Single White Female!" It's time to do something with this shag. Obviously Bridget is way hotter and she has a gun, but I can kick ass with my hand mixer.
"Not the dog Hedy! Not the dog!"