Monday, October 31, 2011

Buckeye Beyotch

This past weekend I went to visit friends in Columbus, OH. Had a great time, they showed me around town, took me out to eat a few times and to an Ohio State game. I'm not a football fanatic by any means, but I love going to games. It's just an amazing social interaction, sitting and talking to all the fans. Baseball and hockey games are a blast too.

Columbus is surprisingly a kickass little city. The main drag is awesome and the gay scene is too, whoddathunkit? My Grindr was BLOWING UP with hotties, lol. Here's me phoning home with Brutus Buckeye.

Buffalo Creek Half Marathon

It's been a long time... I know. I've been busy and I've also been having computer issues that aren't worth mentioning... I did another half-marathon recently and met all of my goals; under two hours, ran the entire length and beat all of my co-workers (the most important one). With most runs, you have to pay for your finish line pictures... with this one, they were free surprisingly.

I should also mention it's the worst fucking picture I've ever taken in my life. I look like a stroke victim... and I also look like I'm checking out the ass on the guy in front of me. I probably was. I have a turkey trot on Thanksgiving, can't wait!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Shake it!

Today at work was a complete and utter mess... in a good way though. My boss passed her citizenship test, so we had a "welcome to America!" party for her. And then she bought the team a shake weight? WTF? So completely random... I will say this much, it is definitely as fun as it looks on TV. It's like giving an industrial strength handjob without the gooey payoff (insert sad face here). Even the instruction booklet was dirty, it mentioned the dynamic inertia in the shaft. COME ON! Whoever invented this thing knew exactly what they were doing. Here's a pic of me working my triceps (or the backwards and over handjob). Needless to say, not a lot of work got done today.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Random Badassness

Did she kiss Captain Kirk with that mouth? I cannot stop quoting Nichelle Nichols in Truck Turner. How much better would Star Trek have been if Lieutenant Uhura pimpslapped Spock and demanded that the entire Enterprise crew shake their asses proper? Well, infinitely better, obviously.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

One of these things is not like the other?

I recently had my caricature done... I'm not sure how I feel about it. I think it looks a little like my grandma. What do you think? I definitely see the resemblance in the ears!

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I know I know, this month has been tragic in terms of updates, but I've been busy doing stupid shit.

Anywhocareswhateverway... the latest Batman flick has been filming in Pittsburgh over the past month, so I signed up to be an extra. It was a big action scene where the villain Bane blows up a football field and takes everyone in the stadium hostage. There were hotties with fake machine guns holding us prisoner and of course the sexy Tom Hardy (those lips!) giving some diabolical speech. Overall, it was a fun experience... to see them take fourteen hours to film a two minute scene! Oh Hollywood... so efficient.

I don't want to sound like I'm complaining, because I would do it all over again... but let me tell you, it was hotter than a CROTCH out there. And it was a winter scene, so we had to wear winter clothes. Outside allll day in a coat, everyone was stewing in their own juices. But the crew was super helpful, keeping us hydrated and giving us free food. Good times! I think I'm going to sign up for more of these.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Velcro Wall!

That is all...

Well, I also have to mention, the guy running it was HOT AS BALLS. I was hoping he would take off more than just my Velcro suit.